InBetween Breaths

Have you guys out there ever run into trouble after looking at other girls in front of your girlfriends? I bet so, because the same happens to me. It’s ok if you are the tactical kind, who is wary enough to notice when she’s attentive and when she isn’t, then you pounce at the right opportunity to let your eyes wonder a bit. It’s definitely not ok if you are the type whose eyes just has to completely scan every single female being that you come across.

First up, I wonder what’s wrong with girls though, it’s normal for guys to look at pretty girls, and it’s probably repeated umpteen times in various writings, formal or informal. But why do our girls still prefer having abnormal boyfriends instead? Seriously, how possible is it that we will ditch you for another girl whom we only had a look at? If the boy really does have a change of heart after just one look, then probably he’s not the guy for you anyway. So what’s the issue? Ok, before I get carried away and face a potential catastrophe with the one whom I love a lot, I better stop here.

So, in regards to this issue, I’m here to share some of my experiences with you guys. It might just save your life, so read on.

The worst thing to ever say when you are caught is, “I wasn’t looking at her.” She knows, (believe me, she really knows), while your eyes were busy scanning, and you thought you had your ass totally covered as she runs through the menu, her tracking device had been activated all along, her eyes never stopped tracking your lines of vision. Once they spot a female species and your line of vision form a perfect straight line, there’s no running away man! She’s sharp, trust me, most of them are, it’s a thing that they have, just like we can drive and they can’t. They are compensated with this deadly skill.

Of course, like all genetic engineering, you do get some off-types, like girls who can drive and can detect or worse, can’t drive and can’t detect! But I guess the best off-types are girls who can drive but can’t detect, imagine being driven around in a nice car and your eyes can romp wherever you want and your girl wouldn’t say a thing because she wouldn’t know?! Shiok!

Anyway, so what’s the best response? Today, I have a classic case. I was stopping in front of a red light and there was a couple walking past in front of the car and I was stealing a look at the girl, who was skimpily dressed, then the one whom I love a lot asked, what are you looking at?

Calmly, I responded, I was looking at the girl. But don’t be upset, I did it for you. You see that guy beside her? I caught him staring at you, I was so pissed that I had to do something to protect you, thus I stared back at his girlfriend and this is what I call an eye for an eye.